Good Instagram Captions

  • Watch more sunsets than Netflix.
  • Hey, I just met you, this is crazy.
  • At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  • I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  • Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
  • I woke up like this.
  • I decide the vibe.
  • If we could only turn back time…
  • Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
  • No one is you. That’s your power!
  • Got my coffee and donut.
  • Escape the ordinary.
  • Sweeter than honey.
  • Proof that I can do selfies better than you
  • When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and you’re like ‘shit I don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good’!
  • A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…
  • Life is like a balloon..If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
  • Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.
  •  You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie
  • This is to the Echos of our laughter. The looks That we Share. The never-ending gossips. and the Sudden amazing getaways. This is to our Past And This is to Our Future. This is to our Friendship that will Never Fade.
  • Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
  • Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

Funny Captions

  • Friday, my second favorite F word
  • Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict
  • I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
  • When I was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.
  • I got back with my Ex…Box 360
  • Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.
  • Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.
  • You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy.
  • The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
  • The moment when she says you’re cute.
  • If we could only turn back time…

Love Captions

  • With You, I forget all my problems. With You, Time Stands Still.
  • We come to love by not finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
  • When I fell for you, I fell Hard
  • If I ever write a story about my life, don’t be surprised if your name appears billion times.
  • I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with Me.
  • It will be Always YOU.
  • If you are Mine, You are Mine. I don’t like Sharing.
  • Nothing Can replace you!
  • I love you. That’s all I know.
  • I’m not perfect but I am Loyal.

Best Friend Captions

  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!
  • “I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” —Helen Keller
  • Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!
  • I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
  • Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!
  • She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.
  • Meet my Partner in Crime
  • It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!
  • Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
  • Sometimes, being with your bff is all the therapy you need!

Me and Myself Captions

  • I don’t need your approval to be me.
  • Why chase you, when I am the catch!
  • I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.
  • Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
  • If I were you, I would adore me.
  • Me? Weird? Bitch Please! I am Limited Edition.
  • I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!
  • I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.
  • I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.
  • I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a fewer wrinkles.
  • I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.
  • Everyone said I could be Anything.. So I became Sexy!

Flirty Captions

  • Do you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you got a pretty sweet ass!
  • They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
  • Did you swallow magnets? cause you are attractive!
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right?
  • Nice t-shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  • Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?
  • Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Do you live in a cornfield, coz I’m stalking you.
  • Never do the same mistake twice, unless he’s hot!
  • My mind is full of You!
  • Can I keep You?
  • Hey You! I love your face!
  • You don’t cross my mind. You live there!
  • As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
  • Let me touch your shirt so I can tell you if it’s boyfriend material.
  • Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
  • Smile. It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.

Success Captions

  • Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.
  • Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.
  • It always seems impossible until it’s done.
  • Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
  • Be honest.
  • Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.
  • Some Girls want superman but walk past Clark kent every day!
  • Good things come to those who hustle.
  • If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people!
  • Be self-starter.
  • If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.
  • I didn’t come here to lose.
  • Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

Instagram Captions for Lyrics

  • “You the best I ever had”
  • “Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight”
  • “Twenty-four-hour champagne diet”
  • “Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight”
  • “I’m here for a good time not a long time”
  • “On my worst behavior”
  • “My excuse is that I’m young”
  • “You only live once”
  • “Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up”
  • “I’m up right now and you suck right now”
  • “I’m just saying you could do better”
  • “Think before you come for the great one”
  • “If I die all i know is I’m a mothafuckin’ legend”
  • “Know yourself, know your worth”
  • “Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice”
  • “Call me the referee because I be so official”
  • “Last name ever, first name greatest”
  • “Started from the bottom now we’re here”
  • “Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it”
  • All we want is hot hot boys boys boys.”
  • “So baby raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.”
  • “Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track.”
  • “Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.”
  • “Put some lipstick on, perfume your neck and slip your high heels on, rinse and curl your hair, loosen your hips and get a dress to wear.”
  • “Don’t tell me I’m less than my freedom.”
  • “I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and…oh my god!”
  • “Write what you want, say what you want ‘bout me, if you’re wondering, know that I’m not sorry.”
  • “I don’t wanna be alone forever, but I love gypsy life.”
  • It’s good to live expensively, you know it.”
  • “Out in the club and I’m sipping’ that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.”
  • “I should’ve left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster.”
  • “Get your hot rods ready to rumble ‘cause we’re gonna drink until we die.

Lit Captions


  • Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
  • You can ask tommy, Hilfiger it out!
  • You are a tornado with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.
  • In a room of arts, I would still stare at you.
  • I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.
  • Get you a Me, I am LIT.
  • I am not picky, I just know what I want.
  • Braless is flawless.
  • Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  • If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape.
  • Bitch I want to slap you, but in which face I don’t know.
  • I accept my time, back in cash.
  • Soul over ego.
  • but my personality is lit.
  • No guts, no Glory.
  • Forever is composed of nows.
  • Let the good times roll!
  • Stay real or stay away from me.
  • Accept yourself unless you are a serial killer.
  • We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.

Sassy Captions

  • Life goes on, with or without you.
  • 5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1
  • Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
  • If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.
  • Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
  • her attitude savage but her heart is gold.
  • Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.